{"id":437,"date":"2006-06-01T20:55:06","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T19:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aloisio.pranlaw.com\/?p=437"},"modified":"2019-04-03T23:39:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-03T22:39:16","slug":"ode-ao-vasquinho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2006\/06\/01\/ode-ao-vasquinho\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode ao Vasquinho"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>Ode laudat\u00f3ria a Vasquinho, jogador de bola e menino de excep\u00e7\u00e3o. 2006<\/h6>\n<p>Vai \u00e0 linha, Vasquinho!<br \/>\nCorre a trote<br \/>\ne faz press\u00e3o.<br \/>\nEnfeita a jogada,<br \/>\nassiste e passa<br \/>\ncom sui\u00e7a precis\u00e3o.<br \/>\nAfina o cabelo com gra\u00e7a<br \/>\nAgita-se a bancada<br \/>\ne treme a popula\u00e7a.<br \/>\nNa defesa: sarrafada.<br \/>\nE empurr\u00e3o.<br \/>\nMuita cultura t\u00e1ctica,<br \/>\n\u00e0 custa da despensa,<br \/>\ndiariamente dizimada.<br \/>\nPor um dia capit\u00e3o,<br \/>\ncavalheiro do relvado,<br \/>\nmestre da simula\u00e7\u00e3o,<br \/>\n\u201cAi Jesus\u201d da mulherada<br \/>\nciumenta da bola,<br \/>\nque dos seus p\u00e9s \u00e9 namorada.<br \/>\nNa cabe\u00e7a abunda ci\u00eancia,<br \/>\nRacioc\u00ednio l\u00f3gico<br \/>\nE pensamento abstracto.<br \/>\nTraz folha limpa da escola<br \/>\nMo\u00e7o de bom feitio<br \/>\ne her\u00f3i da ganapada.<br \/>\nEis o glorioso retrato<br \/>\ndo garboso primog\u00e9nito.<br \/>\nGaranto em antecipa\u00e7\u00e3o!<br \/>\nSeja na vida ou na bola,<br \/>\nSer\u00e1 um craque de milh\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>2006 Pai e Empres\u00e1rio (ehehehe)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode laudat\u00f3ria a Vasquinho, jogador de bola e menino de excep\u00e7\u00e3o. 2006<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[4,53],"tags":[57,58,59],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delirios","category-literatura","tag-futebol","tag-poesia","tag-vasquinho"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4vyzh-73","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2424,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions\/2424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aloisio66.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}